I created this in either Mrs McRobie or Mrs Mee’s class, room 12 1985 at Corstorphine school.

Ingredients:
Huel - Vanilla 2.0    150 g
81% Chocolate         25 g
Orange Juice          100 mL
Creatine Monohydrate  5 g
Apple sauce           50 g
Magnesium Citrate     3.6 g
Sucralose             0.5 g
                      367 g

Nutrition (100 g serving):
Calories   Carbs  Sugar   Fat    Sat. fat  Protein
220 kcal   21 g	  5 g     8 g    3 g       13 g

Macros:
38 Carbs : 23% Protein : 33% Fat

Whilst people back home were dealing with a terrifying earthquake (everyone I know seems to be okay thankfully), I was taking my first baby steps towards becoming a grown up. I bought a green tea 🙂 As a child, I was always told that hot drinks are for adults, and so I never had any. Today, for some unknown reason, I breached that “it’s for adults” thing. I’m unsure if this is because I’m growing up, or if it’s like a 10 year trying a cigarette just to be rebellious. Either way, ordering a tea has been accomplished.

Random things I’ve noticed regarding fruit around the world:

Australians think all Mango’s taste like donkey’s dick unless they buy it in Australia.
North American strawberries are huge and pink, and taste like strawberry flavoured water.
Strawberries in NZ are stupidly overpriced.
All berries taste better in Europe.
Bannanas usually taste good in NZ, always taste good in North American but only very occasionally taste even edible in Europe.
Kiwifruit taste the same everywhere, but lots of morons don’t know what they’re called and stupidly refer to them as “kiwis”. Eating Kiwi’s is illegal and usually results in a prison sentence.
Apricot’s in Europe taste like dog poop, yet Europeans still declare they taste good.