Fruit around the world

Random things I’ve noticed regarding fruit around the world:

Australians think all Mango’s taste like donkey’s dick unless they buy it in Australia.
North American strawberries are huge and pink, and taste like strawberry flavoured water.
Strawberries in NZ are stupidly overpriced.
All berries taste better in Europe.
Bannanas usually taste good in NZ, always taste good in North American but only very occasionally taste even edible in Europe.
Kiwifruit taste the same everywhere, but lots of morons don’t know what they’re called and stupidly refer to them as “kiwis”. Eating Kiwi’s is illegal and usually results in a prison sentence.
Apricot’s in Europe taste like dog poop, yet Europeans still declare they taste good.

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