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14 setninger med disse adverbene … opp, hjemme, ned, inne, ut, oppe, inn, hit, hjem, dit, her, inne, der, ute.

I’m not sure how to use “inne” in a sentence at this stage.

1. Jeg skal går opp gate til hjem
2. Vi sitter ned parken
3. Jeg skal ut i morgen
4. Kom hit!
5. Jeg sitter på stol i hjemme
6. Hva er dit?
7. Hun er ikke her
8. Han skal går der
9. Vi skal går ute med to venner

Things I needed to learn to do this.

opp = up (direction); oppe = upstairs
ut = out; ute = outside
hjem = when you are not at home
hjemme = when you are at home

I need to write a dialog in Norwegian for the following cartoon. I want something witty and easy for me to translate into Norwegian. Any suggestions?

Merkelig han

1. Awesome! Hun er ikke her. Hun har ikke så meg
2. Okay … fem minutter og hun ferdig arbeid
3. Oh. Hun er der
4. Jeg skal gjemme meg i kafe
5. Jeg skal glo fra kafe
6. Drit! Jeg tenk hun så meg!
7. Jeg er flau. Jeg drikker nå
8. mmmm, sexy jente 😀 purrrr
9. Jeg skal glo fra her i morgen

This is my assignment for my Norwegian language class.

Jeg må skriver setninger for norskkurss. Vi har norskurss med kjempeflott lærer Kate. Jeg snakker bare litt norsk. Jeg prøvde lære norsk rask, men feil meg 🙁 Hvis ser du problemer, informer meg i kommentar. Takk!

Vi lærer grammatikk og staving i norskurss. Jeg lært litt gramattik og staving før.

Forrige helge

Jeg syklet til Fiskevann med kjempflott venn Marte. Marte er lever med vakker jente Ingvild på Movatn. Movatn er norde av Oslo.

Vi så sopp og fisk. Ingvild koker middag for oss og tre venner. Vi hadde fisk suppe for middag og skjokolade is krem for dessert, nam nam nam 😀

Jeg syklet neste morgen til Oslo via Maridalsvannet.

Asterix

Jeg prøvde leser Asterix i hjem i kveld. Jeg tenk jeg vil aldri leser norsk rask! Jeg er veldig sakte leser på norsk. 10 siden = 2 timer, lolz. Jeg prøve mer dette helge.

Dang! So I actually made use of this Hello World post for once. This blog is where I intend to file all the incoherent random shit that would bore the daylights out of my regular blog readers. If you want to be entertained, head on hover to my personal blog or even my geek blog if you are so inclined.

I’ve been meaning to launch this site for quite a while and was prompted to do so when I realised I needed somewhere to stash sentences I’m writing for my Norwegian course. I figured I’m better of posting them publicly so that people can slam my incoherent Norwegian babbling and fix all the errors for me before sending them off to my teacher for marking, hehe 😀 It’ll also make sure I store this stuff for prosperities sake. If by some miracle I do actually learn how to speak Norwegian, then it could be amusing to look back in a few years time and see how just far I have come. It may even be useful for similarly language deprived n00bs to gauge how long it’ll take them to go from incoherent babble to “mez speaks da Norwegain gud” standard.

Hmmm, enough ranting. Now to go write some Norwegian.

Oh, and there will of course be other stuff on here too. The language lessons just prompted me to do it sooner rather than later. I’m often needing somewhere to stick stuff online and usually resort to things like pastebin instead, but will likely use this site for a lot of that stuff from now on instead.

Apparently a picture paints a thousand words, so here is one of me in a penguin outfit …