I need to write a dialog in Norwegian for the following cartoon. I want something witty and easy for me to translate into Norwegian. Any suggestions?
Merkelig han
- Awesome! Hun er ikke her. Hun har ikke så meg
- Okay … fem minutter og hun ferdig arbeid
- Oh. Hun er der
- Jeg skal gjemme meg i kafe
- Jeg skal glo fra kafe
- Drit! Jeg tenk hun så meg!
- Jeg er flau. Jeg drikker nå
- mmmm, sexy jente 🙂 purrrr
- Jeg skal glo fra her i morgen
1. Hey, what did that girl say?
2. Those girls were making mean comments about my cool puffer vest. Bitches.
3. Hey, I heard some guy was wearing a hilarious puffer vest, where is he? I want to see it.
4. I guess I’ll just go and drown my sorrows.
5. The girls in here are making fun of me, too. Can I never find respite??
6. I guess I can’t drown anything when I’m wearing what amounts to a life jacket. Damn.
7. I wish I could’ve seen that stupid guy in the puffer vest. That would’ve cheered me up. Maybe he went back to the 1990s.
8. Hey! I heard that!
9. Would he ever wear the puffer vest again? Or had those mean girls crushed his tiny spirit?
OMG, that’s awesome Mary!
That’s exactly the sort of thing I was looking for 🙂
1. Good she’s not here, she hasn’t seen me.
2. OK, five minutes until she finishes work
3. Oh, there she is!
4. I better go hide in the cafe so I look legit
5. Yessss seat by the window, perfect spot to stare at her from
6. Oh shit I think she saw me watching her… look down, keep it subtle
7. Look at the way she walks…
8. I could stare it her all day!
9. OK, same time tomorrow night!
Stalking 101.
Hmmm, that’s also quite awesome. Now the next question, which to do … maybe I’ll try both. Might be a little short on time for that though as these things tend to take me a while.
Those stories were beyond my meagre Norwegian skills for the time being, but I patched together a story based on them about a creepy guy … well Google translator can tell you the rest as I’ve published it above 🙂